The betrays just keep adding up. More and more. I don't know how much more I can take. I am a woman on the edge. Everytime I turn around, I feel like I have to defend myself and my children from another sneak attack from people I thought I could trust. I think I will pull up the drawbridge to my life and lock my true self away... far from the world ... in a place where I cannot be hurt. If I trust no one, I cannot be disappointed.

TPB IN THE PEG

sing it with me.... cigarettes,and dope and, mustard, bologna, liquor and whores.

It occured to me that I didn't tell you all about the TPB concert. It wasn't bad. This video was taken from the balcony. We had floor seats. I swear the only original member of Helix is the lead singer. He now looks about 60. I am sorry, but when you reach a certain age, summersaults and spandex should not be in your repotoire anymore. Swollen Members is not really my kind of music, but they did a fantastic job of getting the crowd pumped. They really connect with their fans. I am sorry that we didn't see more of the TPB but what we did see, I really enjoyed. However, two days later, my daughter was asking her Dad why his jacket smelled funny. It has been a loonnngg time since I was at a concert with that much pot floating around.

Global warming

I am far from an expert on global warming but this makes as much sense to me as anything else I have heard lately. "According to a new U.N. report, the global warming outlook is much worse than originally predicted. Which is pretty bad when they originally predicted it would destroy the planet." --Jay Leno

LOVE MANY, TRUST FEW, OH AND HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY

In other words; HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY. Please remember though: I SHOT CUPID IN SELF DEFENSE

Remberance

I am going to forgo the usual FU Friday post for something more important today.

This week our city is in mourning. We tragically lost two of our brave firefighters and have two more still in the hospital. This post is dedicated to the memory of Captain Harold Lessard and Captain Thomas Nichols. May they rest in peace.

A FIREFIGHTER'S PRAYER - AUTHOR UNKNOWN

When I am called to duty God.

Whenever flames may rage.

Give me the strength to save some life.

Whatever be its age.

Help me embrace a little child.

Before it is too late.

Or to save an older person from the horror of that fate.

Enable me to be alert,

And hear the weakest shout

And quickly and effieciently, to put the fire out.

I want to fill my calling and to give the best in me.

To guard my every neighbour and protect his property.

And if according to your will,

It is time to end my life,

Please bless with Your protecting hand my friends, my children and my wife.

Please take a few minutes to visit the City of Winnipeg Fire Paramedic Service website and leave a message on their book of condolence. Please also consider making a contribution to your local Firefighter's Burn Fund in their memory.

Ass Size Study

Ass Size Study

> There is a new study out about women and how they feel about their > asses. I thought the results were pretty interesting:

> ...........25% of women think their ass is too fat...

> ........... 10% of women think their ass is too skinny...

> The other 65% say that they don't care either way; they love him, he's > a good man, and they would have married him anyway.

Women and Cats

Women and Cats I've never understood why women love cats. Cats are independent, they don't listen, they don't come in when you call, they like to stay out all night, and when they're home they like to be left alone and sleep. In other words, every quality that women hate in a man, they love in a cat.

Quiz Time

Time for a short quiz. Are you ready? Here goes...

If you are frying something and the bottom of the pan catches fire, do you

a) Throw water on it b) Throw salt on it c) Throw flour on it d) Blow on it e) Run screaming from the house.

If you chose wrong, welcome to the club. If you chose correctly, "WHERE THE HELL WERE YOU WHEN I NEEDED YOU THIS MORNING?"