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Thursday, March 22, 2007

Bathroom Philosophers

Some ordinary folks become great philosophers when they are sitting alone in the bathroom stalls of the world contemplating life's problems. Here are a few gems.

Make love, not war. Heck, do both, get married! - Women's restroom. Bozeman, Montana

I've decided that to raise my grades I must lower my standards. - Houghton Library, Harvard University. Cambridge, Massachusetts.

It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere. - Written on the back of a bus. Wickenburg, Arizona.

If voting could really change things, it would be illegal. - Revolution Books. New York, New York.

If pro is opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Congress! - Men's restroom, House of Representatives. Washington, D.C.< P>

7 comments:

The Idiot Speaketh said...

Sitting on the porcelain throne is truly the only time that my idiot brain is in actual "ON" mode. I do all my best thinking in there. I'm thinking of moving a TV tray and small TV in there so I can eat and watch TV while "studying".

Paul Joe said...

i'm trying to picture this!

LOL!

Melissa said...

Yikes! I'm a get in, do your thing and get out kinda girl myself. I wish I had time to think nowdays! I see you found internetbumperstickers.com... I LOVE them! They make me giggle (and that is a real chore these days!)

hockeyman said...

When you are out of Schlitz your out of beer... when you are out of shits..you're out of here...

Engineering building --university of Toronto circa 1979

JQ75 said...

I read... Like father, like son...

One day I walked by the bathroom and saw my 7 year old son sitting there reading the newspaper, it was a very hysterical sight.

I expect that one day I'll find some of his reading material in there mixed with mine.

guttergirl said...

Mark, I have the best conversations with myself in the shower
Paul joe, me too
Melissa, Thanks for sending me to internetbumperstickers. I love them.
Hockeyman, truer words were never said
JQ, as long as it isn't Playboy. He is still a baby.

JQ75 said...

No porn in the bathroom... I run an upscale family operation.

Newspapers, computer & photo magazines. One time he was reading a book on wireless networking.

He's a hoot. The things he does.

He's the reason I have the strength to continue the fight, and that I haven't gone berserk.