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Thursday, March 01, 2007
COUNTRY SONG TITLES
Readers of New York magazine were asked to invent country-song titles. Here are some entries:
- Ain't No Trash In My Trailer Since The Night I Threw You Out
- You Wanted To Get Hitched, But My Heart Is Filled With Whoa
- Baked My Sweetie A Pie, But He Left With A Tart
- I Lost My Honey Bunny On A Bad Hare Day
- She Chews Tobacco, But She Didn't Choose Me
- The Peach I Picked In Georgia Didn't Cling To Me For Long
- Don't Want That Floozy In My Jacuzzi
- I Found The Recipe For Heartbreak In A Cookbook On Your Shelf
- Now That We're Miserable, I Hope You're Happy
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2 comments:
I have a few!
"Just When I Thought You Loved Me, The Truth Hit Me Like A PickUP Truck!"
"Ain't No Way I Can Find My Nickers In Your Craw"
"I Sure Is Dog-gone Happy Your Dog Is Gone," *which begs the question - if your screwin' a chick and a dog licks your ass - is that a threesome??? * ok random thought, sorry about that..
"Sue-Ann's a two Time winner, my sister and my bride!"
You can just hear the twangin' of the guitars don'tcha??
Happy Fuck You Friday!!
Those were cute thanks!
Steph
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