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Thursday, July 05, 2007

THE SCIENCE LESSON AKA THE STORY OF MY LIFE

Science Lesson

Miss Jones had been giving her second-grade students a lesson on science. She had explained about magnets and showed how they would pick up nails and other bits of iron.

Now it was question time, and she asked, "My name begins with the letter 'M' and I pick up things. What am I?" A little boy on the front row proudly said, "You're a mother!"

The story of my life. My kids always get maid and mom mixed up

1 comment:

JQ75 said...

My ex has another take on that, she thinks divorce means I should always pick up the tab...

You'll have to invent a new game, "kids make like a magnet and pick up your stuff".