I'M NOT CRAZY.. STOP LAUGHING.. REALLY I'M NOT

Ha Ha. Made you think about that didn't I. It is that time of year here in the Peg. The invasion of the the creepy crawly insects. It is the time of year, when a simple walk down the street is an exercise in evasive maneuvers. It is the time of year when you walk down the street frantically waving your arms above your head and no one looks at you strangely. Yes, it is the attack of the canker worms. If you have never experienced this type of invasion, let me enlighten you. These little worms dangle from the trees on their invisible webs. You don't see them until it is too late. They crawl everywhere. In your hair, on your legs, on your back. They survive by eating the leaves off the trees. If you stand outside, you can actually hear them eating. At the risk of offending animal rights activists, I will say, THEY SERVE NO USEFUL PURPOSE OTHER THAN TO ANNOY US! So here I sit unshaded by trees, (assuming it has finally stopped raining), listening to them eat, and waiting for the next suicide attacker. It makes you look forward to the invasion of mosquitoes and the mosquito fogging protesters. Ahh summertime in the Peg.