The reality of it is that I am scared I will look like this....
It has been pointed out to me that I cannot walk without injuring myself. If I get a scooter I might end up killing myself on it. Hey, you only go around once right. Anyway if I really hurt myself, maybe I can get a pink wheelchair.
You always have to find that silver lining.
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Go into your closet....reach down on the floor and rummage through your 20 pair of shoes....find the biggest,heaviest pair of boots that you own....now walk out of closet into bedroom. Place self in front of full-length mirror....bend forward so that head is barely above the floor with legs evenly distanced apart from each other. Now, take right hand boot in right hand. Hold boot out as far as arm will reach. Now rocket boot towards rear-end with as much velocity as you can muster, being sure to strike self squarely in the center of the buttocks. Repeat this action 38 times or until unconscious. A VESPA? A PINK VESPA? You need to be beaten woman! snap out of it!
I was thinking about getting one but a 6 foot and 1 inch man at 230 pounds would look a little gay(even if it wasnt pink)
Hey GutterGirl
Try this on for size:
http://www.tomax7.com/comedyz/beetlejet.htm
Scroll to the bottom of the page for the scooter...
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